The Perfect Murder

Audition Dates:
Thursday 23rd May 7:30pm @ Main Theatre Foyer
Thursday 30th May 7:30pm @ Main Theatre Foyer

Performance Dates: Wednesday 16th - Saturday 26th October 2019

Is it possible to commit the perfect murder? Victor Smiley and his wife Joan have been married for nearly 2 decades, but each barely recognises the person they wake up next to every morning. Victor is so fed up with his job at the local factory – as well as distracted by his visits to his favourite prostitute, Kamila – that he hardly notices his wife’s constant ridicule. Joan has resigned herself to the fact that Victor will never notice her new haircut or outfit. But unbeknownst to Victor, Joan is taking her sweet revenge: spending large amounts of money on his credit card, kitting herself out in a sexy new wardrobe to impress her secret lover, Don. But, as the bills mount, Victor loses his job. Soon he realises that the only way he can achieve his dream of setting up home with Kamila is to get Joan out of the picture, once and for all. But Victor is about to get a nasty surprise, for he’s not the only one with murder on his mind.....

This is a 5-hander, all major parts. Ages are approximate and not set in stone:

Victor Smiley – Male 40s/50s

Joan Smiley – Female 40s/50s

Kamila Walcak – Female late 20s/early 30s. East European accent

Don Kirk – 40s/50s

Detective Constable Roy Grace – 30s

If you would like to audition but are unable to make these dates please contact the director Stuart Lawson at or tel 07968 435274

Spiders Web

By Agatha Christie

Audition Dates:
Wednesday 13th March at 7:30pm
Sunday 17th March at 7:30pm.

 Performance Dates: Wednesday 3rd – Saturday 13th July 2019

 Clarissa, the wife of a Foreign Office diplomat, is given to daydreaming. ‘Supposing I were to come down one morning and find a dead body in the library, what should I do?’ she muses. Clarissa has her chance to find out when she discovers a body in the drawing-room.

Desperate to dispose of the body before her husband arrives with an important politician, she enlists the help of her guests. Hilarity ensues when they are interrupted by the arrival of wry detective, Inspector Lord.

Christie delivers a unique blend of suspense and humour. There is tension and laughter in equal parts in an intricate plot of murder, invisible ink, hidden doorways and secret drawers.



·       HUGO BIRCH



·       PIPPA HAILSHAM-BROWN 12-14yrs


·       ELGIN 





·       DOCTOR - off stage voice

For further information please contact the director Mike Brooks Guest on 07969340472 or email

The Theatre Opposite Abbey Fields on Rosemary Hill, Kenilworth

The Theatre
Opposite Abbey Fields on Rosemary Hill, Kenilworth

Our Rehearsal Studio Down the hill from the theatre (by the Zebra crossing)

Our Rehearsal Studio
Down the hill from the theatre (by the Zebra crossing)